Reagan’s Brain Section
by Frank Walsh
His brain basks like broccoli crowns in bed pan of liquid nitrogen
Sucking up to ultraviolet fluorescent rays like beached jelly- fish but way
West Coast
Vacillations and zigzags demand cha- cha from the oscilloscope screen while
the wigs
and other personal affects of dear deceased Nancy are scrubbed against the thick
glass
of the bell- jar
excites suspended sentences on the quick and the dead
fizzing
like Alka Seltzer traditional or orange flavored?
Let the school children know ketchup: Reagan’s brain is loose but unarmed!
Reagan’s brain is regular trundled into the walk in freezer where Dick
Cheney’s spare hearts are stocked awaiting transplant, hearts plucked
from young bucks hunted down
in North Philly, or South Central LA, or the Bronx by Dick’s
musical
ice cream trucks the brain thinks it is
inspecting
the troops and that the cold wire shelving units
are the decks of aircraft carriers and destroyers in the basement of the Alamo.
The brain would like to turn this way and that to avoid paying the piper
committed infractions the battered better business bureau the morning after
the disclosures of Granada, El Salvador, arms for Iran haunt
its no one at home lobes, all the lounge furniture and televisions covered up
with limp and loopy facsimiles of Old Glory sewn together in foreign sweat shops,
the dust of cocaine
and heroine escaping red white and blue folds
like
sands from an hour glass.
The short circuit that breaches the right hemisphere and the wrong hemisphere
skips
the Monroe Doctrine louy- louy
over the solid gold Rolls Royce awarded it for
letting Thatcher PMS the Falklands Islands
repressing adolescent memories of the atom bomb one of the British warships
carried as the Brain gets wet recollecting the Iron Lady’s
big feet in little ox blood high heels
that
night they played Mad Cow Disease for soft money.
Reagan’s Brain telephones his silver screen compatriot Bonzo, the chimpanzee,
using stethoscopes and microwave transmitters affixed to the glass wall of a
ten gallon
beaker though the monkey has been dead for decades and is only a tape recorder,
long
distance, collect.
Reagan’s Brain breaks wind in Virtual reality and blames the bowling ball
the
Secret Service Industry
tongue in cheek has propped up on a throne no joke the sex wax is within reach
and the imperial surf board has California written all
over it. Everybody laughs except the bowling ball and the Mexican servants who
are illegal but glad the rest
of the body politic has been cremated.
The Brain sometimes has nightmares it is being chased Manhattan by trees
of
old growth forests even though it rides an Apache Attack helicopter but the
chopper
scurries along the ground on six giant B- movie legs like a wounded mud wasp
and the trees make better time because they’ve
got a score to settle.
Every Fourth of July the formaldehyde in which the Brain bobs is spiked with
barbiturates
shipped in from a Gaithersburg laboratory that manufactures that top shelf refined
Anthrax
for junk mail to make it forget more than is to be expected that the Elder Bush
tried to have it assassinated even after the fact in the hospital but screwed
up because
the
doctors were incompetent federal employees.
2/29/03